I miss school. THERE I SAID IT.

^^ Perth. Please. I am begging you. Let me live there instead.

I haven't taken a picture since a while so for purposes of being aesthetically pleasing (because my words aren't entertaining enough? pfffftttt.), I rummaged through my hoarder-like stash of Perth pictures. That is the only place I wish to be, aside from, of course, Provo.

After too familiar a routine of an 8-5 job, I've become very wishful for school. I like to have things to think about, something to process, to learn, to study, to write. Deadlines and due dates help me balance all that doesn't go on in my life. It keeps my brain moving and thinking. With working constantly for the past 4 months, my mind slows down everyday and becomes bored so easily, because I've got nothing new to fill it with. Oh how I wish for a five page paper. Truly. THIS IS NOT APRIL FOOLS I AM SERIOUS.

Well folks, the well stays pretty dry. That's a new metaphor I came up with to describe the fact that NOTHING IS HAPPENING. You know what I sometimes everyday wish? That nothing was happening but I was in Provo. Soon. 

In order to keep consistent my reputation as one who keeps in good hygiene, I made a necessary run to Target after work ONLY TO FIND that this country has once again failed me. I will try to be kind in my description while I try to explain the terrible awful that befalls Australia. For reasons unknown, they do not find it necessary to provide feminine hygiene products that conveniently dispense themselves. 

THEY DON'T SELL TAMPONS WITH APPLICATORS. Sorry, the kind description just doesn't convey the frustration like I want it to. English is hawd.

Let's talk about something super happy. Next week is the last week in November which MEANS ... 4 months until your fave American returns to her native land. ME I AM REFERRING TO MYSELF. Yaasss. It won't be long till I can annoy you on the internet and possibly in person. But in person is highly unlikely because I don't enjoy going out. Or interacting. Or leaving my bed. (Obviously. See: all my blog posts since I started this blog.)

MP