See ya 2k15 wouldn't wanna be ya (but seriously)

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It's The New Year But I Don't Make Resolutions Anymore Because I Never Keep Them And That Way It Hurts Less When You Eat A Cupcake Because You Don't Have To Think "Ugh Now I Have To Wait Till Next Year To Start Over With The Whole 'Eating Healthy' Thing"

I Haven't Seen The New Star Wars Since Last Year! (Or Ever)

^^ We go everywhere together.

^^ Genuine happiness after a good beach day.

^^ Christmas Eve spent at the bay.

^^ Beauty, Clark.

^^ Christmas Day at Torquay Beach. I'm lovin' it.

Since I don't have resolutions (plus if I did why would I tell you then you'd hold me to them?) I thought I could just tell you what the first thoughts that crossed my mind were in the New Year.

Every time (I can't tell you how many times I have typed "everytime" as one word and you'd think I'd learn but I just don't because everyone? Everything? So ... everytime? No.) ANYWAYS every time I pin something, Pinterest just goes absolutely berserk. (Also, berserk should definitely be spelled BIserk because that's how people say it. New Years Resolution: Call Merriam Webster and get that changed ASAP as possible.) Like, OH SO YOU LIKED PRETZEL BITES WELL HOW ABOUT THIS HERE IS 47 MORE RECIPES (gosh how do even spell recipe it took my like 60 tries) AND ALSO DID YOU WANT TO MAKE A PICTURE FRAME OUT OF THEM AND HERES HOW TO DRESS YOUR FUTURE CHILDREN UP AS PRETZELS. Like seriously calm down I was just hungry.

Isn't it weird that we keep dead people? In the ground? ... Forever? Wouldn't it make more sense to have everyone cremated because do you know how much space cemeteries (PSA: Cemetery is also hard to spell right the first time.) are taking up?

I bought a gym bag the other day because it was 50% off and it was really cute. But gym bags don't make any sense because what else do you have to bring besides a water bottle? Are you planning on staying over night? What do people keep in there? I think that the next Netflix Original Series should be What's In Your Gym Bag? because I would be interested in watching that. That is information I need logged away in my brain.

Sometimes I forget I have headphones in. Really. And then all of a sudden I think "Oh my gosh everyone can hear this this is so loud that's so embarrassing how .. oh." I don't know why my brain is the way it is it just is that way that it is.

You know how men sometimes remark on how scared they are of women while they are within the swirling vortex of horror that is PMS? Well, we're scared of ourselves too. Sometimes you want to eat a pretzel but you don't know how your body will take it so you just sit down really slowly and kind of fool your mind into thinking you're just examining the pretzel and then you just inch it closer and closer to your mouth and bite down really quietly but then there's a few seconds pure terror while you're chewing because its so loud and your body has found out what you're doing and you're just thinking "pleez don't h8 me I'm so sry I just wanted a pretzel."

Ok. Well. That's all. See you in (almost) 100 days USA. WOOT YES WOO YEAH YAY.

-m